JOWDY'S JOURNAL / John Jowdy
Web Special / May 1, 2001
Jowdy's Bermanisms for 2001
During the past 10 years, my two favorite annual columns have been "The
All-Miss Team" and "Jowdy's Bermanisms." Inasmuch as the PBA Tour has not
completed its 2001 schedule, I will withhold my All-Miss Team until the end
of the year. However, as a devout fan of ESPN, and again inspired by the
robust vocal cords of Chris Berman, I hereby submit my "Jowdyisms" for 2001:
- Dave "Benedict" Arnold.
- Dennis "Earth" Angelbeck.
- Chris "Cattle" Barnes.
- Carey "I'll Be Right" Bock.
- David "Straw" Beres.
- Parker "Throw Him a" Bohn.
- Jason "Potato" Couch.
- Sean "Jack" Daniels.
- Norm "Marma" Duke.
- Eric "Knife and" Forkel.
- Michael "Alla" Gaither.
- John "Nothing Ventured, Nothing" Gaines.
- Chris "Roll in the" Hayward.
- Brian "Heinrich" Himmler.
- Russ "Fox" Hunt.
- Jason "Kids Should Be Seen and Not" Hurd.
- Justin "The Nick of Time" Hromek.
- Steve "Killiman" Jaros.
- Doug "Lubri" Kent.
- Paul "Coco" Koehler.
- Jack "Don't Make Me" Laffey.
- Leon "On the" Lamm.
- Brian "Chocolate" LeClair.
- Jeff "Tin" Lizzi.
- Mark "Kee" Mosayebi.
- Anthony "Holy" Moses.
- Johnny "Wagon" Masters.
- Emilio "Can I Have a Little" Mora.
- Javier "Let's Have a" Pardi.
- Matt "Thanksgiving" Purkey.
- Ryan "We, the" Peebles.
- Sean "Where, Why, and" Quinn.
- Brad "Slow as a" Snell.
- Steve "Buck" Rogers.
- Lonnie "Up Against the" Waliczek.
- Rickey "Psycho" Ward.
- Darren "Where Do I Go" Wong.
- Richard "Prairie" Wolfe.
Sincerely,
John "Howdy, by Rowdy" Jowdy
John Jowdy, a member of the ABC and PBA Halls of Fame, is a past president of the Bowling Writers Association of America.